(Test) The case of the missing loot

[auxin]

The temple of Blind Io appears to have been mysteriously pillaged. Lance-constable Fiddyment is on the hunt for any suspicious persons in the vicinity.

Comments

[bigarmy_strangepants]

Nope, no obvious or surreptitious statues coming out at all.

[auxin]

Auxin casually strolls back in, doing up his fly.

"Anyone want to offload the statue?" he asks Ragnar, sitting back at the bar.

[bigarmy_strangepants]

"This one?" Ragnar asks, looking at a well-rounded golden pig that is sitting on the bar all by itself.

Nobody is even looking at it.

[auxin]

"Ah, that'll do." Fiddyment grins. "Cheers mate."

He picks up the statue and heads back out to the temple, crisis averted.

[bigarmy_strangepants]

All the coins, of course, aren't cursed and much easier to turn into something useful to your average barbarian, anyway.-