(Test) The case of the missing loot

[auxin]

The temple of Blind Io appears to have been mysteriously pillaged. Lance-constable Fiddyment is on the hunt for any suspicious persons in the vicinity.

Comments

[auxin]

Auxin goes outside. But he doesn't take a leak, he positions himself instead on the fence at the side of the pub so that he can see both people coming out the front or back door. Just in case one runs off with an obvious statue.

Of course if they see sense, they will hopefully give the horrible thing in.

[bigarmy_strangepants]

Nope, no obvious or surreptitious statues coming out at all.

[auxin]

Auxin casually strolls back in, doing up his fly.

"Anyone want to offload the statue?" he asks Ragnar, sitting back at the bar.

[bigarmy_strangepants]

"This one?" Ragnar asks, looking at a well-rounded golden pig that is sitting on the bar all by itself.

Nobody is even looking at it.

[auxin]

"Ah, that'll do." Fiddyment grins. "Cheers mate."

He picks up the statue and heads back out to the temple, crisis averted.

[bigarmy_strangepants]

All the coins, of course, aren't cursed and much easier to turn into something useful to your average barbarian, anyway.-